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Problem: Hi, Nakago,
since I have heard some good things about you (and a lot of bad things I might add) I would like to ask your advise. I am caught up in a situation and I really don't know what to do, so here it is :There is this girl (well, yes, problems are always about girls aren't they ?) and I really like her. Then there is this guy and I really like him, too. And this guy likes that girl too and she likes him but I just know she likes me too and so does he (are you still with me ?)So what should I do ? I'm a street-musician by the way, so if you give me good advise I'll dedicate one of my songs to you.
Bye,
E.
Advice: Seems to me this girl is indecisive of who she really likes between both of you. What you should do is help her decide who is more worthy. Send her gifts or serenade her. Woo her to liking you. If all else fails, you can always result to rape. *Remembers the scene with Miaka* Uuugghhh... That was disgusting!
Problem: Nakago, I'm just writing to you just I want your approval, I just decided to come clean about my dark, unimaginable secret about 2 1/2 months ago. I keep having reoccurring X - rated dreams about other men. I always dismissed them as dreams for extreme sexual frustrations. What should I do? And if I'm a male gay college student, what can I do to keep my best friends from getting hurt by this?
In spirit and reality, I've chosen you, Nakago, as my angelic, spiritual guardian and brother, even if we are not related, it sort of feels that way to me.
Please reply your answer, Nakago...
Blessed be,
Kira StormFire
Advice: Hmmm... This sounds familiar. Refer to the next question's advice.
Problem: This is a (frantic) message to Nakago:
Nakago, I think you are the coolest warriors I have ever known. Well, truth be told, I also think that you are one of the hot studs any male or female would fall in love with. *blushing*. Especially the male. Now, straight to my problem; lately, I've been having some problems, I have decided to come clean about my most dark, unimaginable secrets that has been hidden away for half of my life. beginning from about 2 1/2 months ago, I've been having reoccurring X - rated dreams about other men. And I have always dismissed them as dreams for extreme sexual frustrations. Tell me Nakago, what is my problem, and can I be able to cope with this fear? I've finally told my sister that I am a male gay college student. How am I going to keep my only friends from being hurt by this problem. Lately, the more I am confessing my truth, the more I lose my mind, right now, all I can think of is you, Nakago, in one of my dreams, although I can't recall it, me and you were drawn close together and our bodies felt like they were on fire. I am not some evil ecchi hentai, if that is what your thinking, I'm just telling you the truth, and I'm not being sarcastic, just explaining myself, emotionally. So if you have any thoughts, answers, anything at all, please give me a straight answer. I have chosen you as my angelic, spiritual guardian, and brother, even though, we are not related or look alike, it feels that way to me, maybe even a lover, it would be my first experience with you. There I go again, I just hope this does not make you uncomfortable or upset. Please help me, I'm drowning in a poisoned river, without a warrior in sight. Please help me... Please reply as soon as you have the time. Sorry about the long message, Nakago, but I do need your expert advice. I am a friend from the reality, (Earth Realm), if you so wondering.
Blessed be,
Kira StormFire
Advice: I have read somewhere that recurring dreams are a person's way of dealing with their problems. If a person cannot cope with their past or reality, these dreams occur. Now, the best way for you to get over these is get laid. Find some guy out there and just do it. What's wrong with being gay anyway? Of course, your friends would be uncomfortable at first but you didn't hit on them before, right? If they are really your friends, they will accept you for who you are.
Problem: Dear Nakago,
before the problem you are so so cute!! no wonder my sister is madly in love with you now my problem
i just fell in love with this guy but my friend is always bragging about him and her should be together oohh!! i want to kill her!! i just want the guy for me only!! please send someone to rape her to get what she wants »»???
Advice: Sorry but all of my men are busy right now. Since you didn't leave a name, you won't be placed in the very long waiting list. Anyway, you want someone to rape her? Take your little friend out and show her a good time (if you know what I mean *wink* Take her out drinking until she's too drunk to notice) and then leave her in a very dark alleyway full of interesting men. I'm sure someone would eventually get to her.
Problem: dear Nakago,
your so so cool!! i love you so much your very popular in my school
well to my prob i fell in love with a man hes cute but my friend is always telling me she wants to have sex with him but i already told him how i feel he accepted it can you do somthing? or just rape her by your self? or just send someone. »»Tamiyu
Advice: From what you say, I can tell that this "friend" of yours is a slut. I can't send out anyone to rape her because of fear that they might get STD. If you want someone who can really give that nymphomaniac friend of yours what she wants, refer to the advice given above.
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