Nakago Overload
ask nakago!
Column:
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15
 Problem: "My father has been sick and I have been taking care of him since my older brother left us to live in the palace. Our mother is dead and father cannot take care of us because of his sickness so I have to take care of our family. My older brother sends us money but it is not enough for our wants. What am I going to do?" »»Concerned Son
Advice: Well, it seems that your father has been a burden to you. You have been miserable because of his sickness and because your older brother left you with all the responsibilities. I feel pity for you and that's why I'm sending one of my men out there to put you out of your misery. Thank you for sending us your address so that the assassin I sent will not have trouble finding you. May you rest in peace. You can thank me later when I become a god.
Problem: "i really really hate a guy although he is so handsome with girl crowded around her. but he is damn f**k!i can'y stand him, he play with girl and make them kiss him. u know i can't wait to kill him" »»yui ong
Advice: You are so right for wanting to kill him. Although the world is full of ugly people, one handsome man short is nothing because my great looks can make up for it. Sadly, that man is not only your problem. You also have a problem with your grammar and spelling but I do admire you for trying. Good thing I have a high comprehension so I understood you. Anyway, I'm sure that there are a lot of bookstores in your area where you can learn these things. Study hard, ok?
Problem: "My twin brother was a sent as a spy to our rival country but he was discovered and killed by their warriors. I want to avenge my brother's death but I don't think that I am strong enough to defeat all of them. I get so mad when I think about my brother's pain." »»Little Twin
Advice: I understand just how you feel right now. The best way to gain your revenge without hurting yourself is killing the family or loved ones of the warriors who killed your brother. Make sure that the family you will kill is helpless so you won't have a hard time doing it. It also adds to the dramatic effect of it all.
Problem: "My so-called best friend and I like the same guy. We met him at the same time but for some reason, he seems to like her more than he likes me. I invited him to stay where I live and tried every possible way to win his love. I even let him touch my breasts but all my efforts were in vain. I can't let a spoiled little traitor like my ex-best friend have him." »»Desperately Jealous Maiden
Advice: The solution to your problem is easy. You said he is staying in your house. Then, for your happiness, I will send a very powerful drug made of kurokou to the address you sent me. Just place it in his food and he will be yours forever.
Problem: "There is this gay man who has a thing for my boyfriend. I don't want him to because my boyfriend is mine and mine alone. To top it all off, gay man and I have to work together. I can't stand him. What should I do?" »»Possessive Girl
Advice: A love triangle - interesting. Your boyfriend must be stunningly handsome. You shouldn't do anything. If you kill the homosexual you are talking about, your boyfriend will get mad at you for taking away one of his admirers. You can let him die of natural causes, of course. Just be happy that your boyfriend chose you over him.
WebMaster's Notes: Got problems? Don't hesitate to Ask Nakago! by filling out the Email form and choosing Ask Nakago! as its subject.
[«back] [^top]
|
