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Problem: Dear Nakago-san:
I have this problem, and since you can sympathize with me so well, I was hoping you could help me. It seems for some reason, girls are not only attracted to me for the fact that I am a sorceror with a great body, but also for my bleach blonde hair, perfect tan, and mysterious air. The only problem is, I get overly attatched to the cute ones. See,I have this curse that causes chicks I like to die. What should I do? »»Croas
Advice: That is too bad. If you keep taking away the "cute chicks", their kind might get extinct and we are left with... the thought makes me want to shudder. What kind of sorceror are you anyway if you can't remove that "Practical Magic" curse? It looks to me that you have no reason for living anymore. You're a pathetic sorceror and you can't get a girl because she'll die. So, why don't you just jump over a cliff and save us all the hassle?
Problem: Are you a Nazi? I saw a picture of you dressed in a Nazi uniform. »»Sarah
Advice: Now this is new. If you have been studying your history, little girl, you would know that I came way before the time of Hitler. So, now what do you think? Or do you even know who Hitler was?
Problem: Dear Nakago,
I simply can't start without saying this, but Nakago, your're the sexiest, coolest and most gorgeous blonde I've ever known!!! *Sigh* Now I feel much better. Too bad I can't get you out of the monitor and let you sit right here beside me.
I've never ever felt this frustrated in my entire life! Well, there's this guy who happens to know about something that I desperately needed. The thing is he won't tell me. So I did the necessary thing that I needed to do in order to pursuade him to do my bidding: I tortured him of course. I followed what you've exactly mentioned in your torture tips. But what d'ya know, he seemed to have enjoyed every pain that I've inflicted towards him. I've tried everything that I could in order to get him to talk. Later, I just realized that he is a member of the Adams' family. No wonder. Not to mention, he's not only weird, he looks horrible as well! And then I've just been told that his only weakness is a kiss. Eeewww!!! There's no way that I'm going to kiss him! I'll have to die first before I'll even give him a smuck! Nakago, what should I do? »»Frustrated Antagonist
Advice: I don't know anyone from the Adam's family. Who the heck are they anyway? I do know the Addams family. There are some techniques in torturing these kind of people. All you have to do (after tying him up in a chair) is get some of those very bright make-up, blonde hair dye, hair curlers and accessories, nail polish, white clothes (preferrably with frills), camera and film. Use them wisely and make him pretty I'm sure he'll give in and you'll have something for blackmail.
Problem: There are these 2 guys who just happened to be fighting over me. This just drives me crazy, because I like them both! I used to have a serious crush on this other guy whom I found out later on that he was kissing this good-for-nothing slut that I hate very much. I find this to be a major turn- off, so I just wanted to forget all about him and moved on to the other guy. He shouldn't have kissed her in the first place. And then I realized that this certain guy who has this thing on kissing girls just kissed the other guy that he was competing with. Now this is driving me crazier than ever!!! And because of this, I want to forget all about boys and join the monestary to become a nun. »»a damsel in distress
Advice: Sure. Go ahead. Join the monastery and become a nun. And while you're at it, be a serial killer of boys. Being a nun is such a perfect cover.
Problem: Dear Nakago,
I simply can't start without saying this, but Nakago, your're the sexiest, coolest and most gorgeous blonde I've ever known!!! *Sigh* Now I feel much better. Too bad I can't get you out of the monitor and let you sit right here beside me.
I've never ever felt this frustrated in my entire life! Well, there's this guy who happens to know about something that I desperately needed. The thing is he won't tell me. So I did the necessary thing that I needed to do in order to pursuade him to do my bidding: I tortured him of course. I followed what you've exactly mentioned in your torture tips. But what d'ya know, he seemed to have enjoyed every pain that I've inflicted towards him. I've tried everything that I could in order to get him to talk. Later, I just realized that he is a member of the Adams' family. No wonder. Not to mention, he's not only weird, he looks horrible as well! And then I've just been told that his only weakness is a kiss. Eeewww!!! There's no way that I'm going to kiss him! I'll have to die first before I'll even give him a smuck! Nakago, what should I do? »»Nyte
Advice: *Rolls his eyes* This sounds familiar. Geez, where do you people come from?
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