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Problem: Don't get me wrong for emailing you, Seiryuu Shichiseishi! I do not idolize you nor admire your earthly abilities, for I, Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyajins, is far more powerful than all you Seiryuu and Suzaku warriors combined! Hahahahaha! Not to mention, I laugh better than that cackling comrade of yours with paint all over his/her/its face. Well the reason why I'm sending you this message using Bulma's computer is because... uhm... promise you won't laugh! Ok, ok, you're a strong fighter, just please don't laugh, ok??? Then again, you'll probably understand me with this sentiment because you did kiss a guy once, right? You see, I have this "funny" feeling for Kakarotu, or Son Gokou as they call him here on Earth. I feel a strong sensual attraction everytime I stroll my eyes down his... body. And of course, my wife doesn't even know about this. I have a wife and kids, Trunkz and Bra (they're not undies mind you, they're my children!), and so does Kakarotu, but I just can't help this strong ardent feeling that I have for him! I have to keep this feeling of mine a secret as much as possible, even if it means I have to pretend that I keep challenging his powers or insulting him by calling him a commoner (at least in the Saiyajin race). But I can't just keep hiding. Should I open this up to him and let him know how I feel for him? Or should I just keep this to myself and never let him know? »»Prince Vegeta
Advice: Well, well, well, the mighty prince of the Saiyajins just got out of his closet. What a sissy! Sissy Saiyajins!!! Hahahahaha!!! *Ahem* See what happens if you tell that to people? For people in a high position as you, you should stay in your closet to save youself from humiliation.
Problem: O Nakago, I’m definitely in dire crisis right now and I badly need your help. To start, I have a friend that happens to be male (I decided not to call him a "boy friend" since this pair of words connotes a different meaning, know what I mean). And I do have a "boyfriend" that I care and love. Well, let me just call my friend by my least favorite male character’s name in Yuu Yuu Hakusho, uhm, say Kuwabara. And I’ll call my boyfriend by my least favorite male character’s name in Fushigi Yuugi, Tamahome. And I’ll call my self by my least favorite female character’s name in FY, Miaka. But these aren’t our real names though, and I think you very well know this already anyway. So Kuwabara and I are great friends. He knows that Tamahome and I truly love each other and that we’ve been together for 3 years, 2 months and a week already. I noticed before that Kuwabara acts differently to me compared to his other female buddies. But I just ignored this however. I didn’t give a fuss about the way he treated me, until the day that he did the unfathomable. I was about to return the bag that I borrowed from him last week when he suddenly kissed me! That fateful day just changed my life forever. He apologized to me however, but I’ve been having sleepless nights ever since he did that to me. I don’t want to betray Tamahome’s trust. I still love him. But I’ve been unconsciously fantasizing Kuwabara lately. I’m confused. I can’t love two men at the same time. I think I’m torn between two lovers. »»Miaka
Advice: Can't we say this enough? PRESS SEND ONCE! The email form works, ok. No need to send your problems twice. We can hear you. To your problem: I don't see any problem here. "Loving" two people at the same time is pretty much common for me. I think both of them like you and if you're not sure who to pick, go out with both of them. Weigh the pros and cons of each person and whoever is more to your liking should be the one.
Problem: Hey Nakago.
First of all I'd like to say that I'm totally not obsessed with you. Okay, you *are* a goodlooking guy, I'll admit that. But that's all I'm going to say! I don't want you to get all full of yourself. :)
As for my problem;
My mom and dad divorced when I was 2.5. I never saw my dad again. Now I'm 16 and not too long ago he wrote my grandparents a letter that he wanted to see me. He send the letter to them since he doesn't know where I live.
Well the truth is.. I don't know whether I want to see him or not. One part of me wants to but the other doesn't. And what should I say, should I meet him? 'Hello dad, long time no see?' That's ridiculous! I have managed my life perfectly well without him and I don't really need him anymore. I am almost grownup (well over 2 years..) What does he want now? To play the role of a father? I don't even love him. He's a complete stranger to me.
But still.. I am a bit curious. I wonder sometimes: 'What does he look like now? What does he like to eat?' You know, that sort of questions.Meet him or not? That's the question. My mother says that she rather wants me to wait until I'm older. And I.. I have no idea.
I think this is enough. Or else you would need 2 pages for this problem of mine.
I hope you can give me some advice about my problem.
Anyway.. Thank you for listening. I appreciate it. »» Marielle
Advice: Hmmm... A person who isn't "totally obsessed" with me is now asking for my advice... Very characteristic of you. Note the sarcasm. He's just asking for your time and even though he selfishly did not give it to you, you should still see him. What are you whining about anyway? Think of it this way, if you don't meet with him, you'll be haunted forever with questions that you enumerated in your problem. Save us all the "what if" questions and see the guy. What's there to lose anyway?
Problem: I need your help! And this is a real-life catastrophic situation that I'm into. How could I be at peace at home if I have to live with a stupid, bitchy brother in my entire life! You see, he hates me for no reason at all.And he rubs it to my face whenever he gets the chance, especially when my father is nowhere to be found. He doesn't piss me off if my father is around maybe because he's scared of him. How pathetic! And that's it, he just abhors me for no reason whatsoever. You might say that there might be something wrong with me that I just don't know about. Ok, consider this: Whenever he steps on me for the smallest things (like using the sandwich spreader without him knowing- and it's not even his; not being able to answer his question right away for about 5 seconds and then accuses me for intentionally ignoring him; taking the celphone to my friend's house- and he didn't even exactly buy it but our eldest sister just "gave" it to both us; and accusing me of sabotaging PC, not his, where in fact nothing is actually wrong with it), I wouldn't answer back. I would just keep silent, no matter how angered I could be by his very insulting words. There's even one time that he happened to answer the phone when my friend called me, and he didn't tell that I was just in my room! And what's worse, he sometimes even threatens my life! I don't know if these are just hollow threats or not, but it scares me! He's so mean. Sometimes I just wonder if he's just jealous of me because I'm closer with my father than he is or he's just a misogamist or something. But he has a girlfriend. O I know, he's GAY! Hahahaha! And he's just pretending that he has a girlfriend as a front to cover his sissiness! Hahahaha! Ahem, ok I should stop now. Sigh. If only our physique don't differ that much, then I could've already splatted him to kingdom come. But sadly, he's 5'8" and I'm only 5'4", and he's large in built. And I don't have knowledge in any form of martial arts. I'm just a helpless girl. I believe in the virtue, "Strike not while the adversary is strong". After all I do value my life very much. I'm just too afraid that I might turn out to be the one splatted to kingdom come. I've told my father about this already, but he didn't even do anything about it. Maybe he just wants to treat us both fairly and is avoiding a bias. So I've decided to take things by my own hands. I know your'e pretty good when it comes to matters like these, so I'm asking for your help. Payback should be given where payback is due. And since this letter is getting very long already and I must've bored you by now, I must shut-up now. »»Black Mantis
Advice: Aaahh, the big bad brother... If you can't strike from the front, strike from the back. Think of something that is really important to him and destroy it. Just like what Suboshi (with my guidance) did to Tamahome. Try not to kill anyone while doing so. In my time, I can't be jailed for such small matters as that but in your world you can be. You wouldn't be able to enjoy your revenge if you're rotting in prison, right? Example revenge: renaming and moving to another folder his term paper which he hasn't printed yet and is due the next day (and he painstakingly worked so hard for). That would certainly give him a scare and it would be fun to watch him panicking, "where the hell is that project of mine?!?". Also, keep your prized possessions under lock and key. You wouldn't want him to have something to hold against you, would you?
Problem: *walks up and bows to Nakago*
Dear Nakago master of the chi,
*sighs* ok can't do it can't be nice no matter how much i like you. Anyways, my problem is this...I have mastered everything exccept the chi. Hell I can incenerate an entire country if I wanted to. BUT THE DAMNED BALL OF CHI!!!! I HATE IT!!!! please help me.
Amari Tygeress
1st class general
3rd division
Advice: How do I break this to you? "THE DAMNED BALL OF CHI" cannot be learned by some ordinary person. That skill is inherent to the people who can master it. Since you can't do that, obviously, you are not born with it. Just settle for that lame Tasuki-like power of yours.
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