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Problem: Dear Nakago,
I really really like this boy, and I think he likes me too. We rarely meet but when we do I always feel sparks. When I'm away from him I feel like I don't need him anymore, but whenever we see each other I fall for him all over again. Every single time. Unfortunately,he's really shy and completely shuts me out. He can joke around with everyone, including my own family, but he hardly speaks to me. Recently, I found out that he's supposedly into someone. A pretty someone.
What should I do? Does he like me or not? Why is he so hesitant to talk to me? »»enigma
Advice: Wait a minute... I think I've already read this...
Problem: Dear Nakago,
I really really like this guy.We rarely meet but everytime we do I feel electrified. When I'm away from him I feel like I don't need him anymore, but whenever we see each other I fall for him once more. Every single time. Unfortunately, he's totally dense and he completely shuts me out. He's really funny and can sometimes be a bully. A cute and adorable bully. He can joke around with everyone, including my very own family, but he hardly talks to me. They say he's really shy around girls, but, recently, I found out he was supposedly into someone. A very pretty someone. What's wrong with this picture?
What should I do? Does he really hate me so much that he's not even willing to converse with me? And what's up with that other girl? »»enigma
Advice: This problem sounds familiar. Came from the same person, same date, same IP address. Ok, little girl. I think I know why this boy doesn't like you. It's because you're so annoying. I got your email the first time. You didn't have to send it again. What's up with that other girl? Obviously the people who told you that thinks she's prettier than you. Go figure.
Problem: Nakago,
Before I get started I just wanna say that you are the coolest badguy around(much cooler than the good guys)
Ok on with the question. My mom annoys the dickens out of me. She sings and dances to strange music (do you know how embarassing that is!?) And she always tries to make me wear dresses, I hate dresses! And she thinks all the things that I'm into are weird(like falling in love with cartoon characters( mainly you) I love my mom but it's hard to deal with her sometimes. What should I do? »»Megan J.
Advice: That is a problem indeed. Compromise. Tell her you're going to wear a dress if she stops singing and dancing to strange music. Just show her that you're wearing a dress. You don't have to go out in a dress anyway. About the otehr problem, you being weird... You don't have to tell her you're falling in love with an anime character. Every other person you say that to will think that.
Problem: Dear Nakago-sama,
My problem is about my friend's boyfriend. He didn't care about her. He used her and he probably took her for granted. Then one day my friend accidentally saw that her boyfriend was kissing another girl and when she asked him if he love her instead of saying yes, he rejected her. Finally, she died protecting him. When I attended her burial her boyfriend's friend confronted me and said his friend mourned for what happened because he then realized that he really loved her and he regretted because he rejected her and it was too late for him to show his love. My question is should I believe him afterall what he had done to my friend? »»Rochelle
Advice: Of course you should. He did mourn for her rignt? He could have easily found another girlfriend but he grieved for her. You should be more understanding of his feelings.
Problem: what is the quantum theory of gravity? »»piccolo
Advice: Are you questioning me so that you can undermine my intelligence? You do realize that I came from ancient China, right? A time when the words "quantum" and "gravity" are not even heard of. For crying out loud, the guy who said that the world is not flat wasn't even born yet. Well, I did spend some time in the "real" world to get to know the new technologies that were invented.
One of which is the internet. There are a lot of information that can be taken from it. So, to answer your question, just go to any search engine site (Yahoo!, Google, Ask Jeeves, Altavista, etc.) and type "quantum theory of gravity" in the text box somewhere in the web page (usually on top) and then press "Enter" in your keyboard.
You will see the answer to your question then. Someone from the present time asking someone like me (who is from the ancient time) things like this - How asinine can one be? It makes me doubt your intellectual capacity to comprehend this theory.
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