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Problem: There's this guy I like in my swimming class. At first, I really hated him but I slowly fell in love with him. When I professed my feelings to him through his friend, he not only rejected me, but was also angry with me and started treating me as though I was invisible and it really breaks my heart. I dunno why I like him, he is inferior to me in both looks and intelligence, yet I think of him all the time and can't forget him. I don't even regret having loved him though my love is unrequited. He says he rejected me because he wanted to concentrate on his studies but I dunno if that's the real reason. I really luv him.
There is also another guy who likes me. I only met him once at an arcade and after he told me he liked me, he started referring to me as his stead. He even tried to kiss me the second time we met! I really don't have any feelings for him and juz wanna be frens but I dunno how to tell him this as I'm afraid that he'll be very hurt and sad. Whay should I do about these two problems? »»Miyuki-chan
Advice: I vote for the arcade guy. Anyone who has a thing for you so bad is willing to do anything for you. See, you'll have this guy wrapped around your little fingers. That is just the way I like my relationships. You would too if you give it a try. For the swimming guy, dump the thought of ever having a relationship with him. Heck, why would you want to be with a guy who has inferior looks and intelligence anyway? Don't give me any of that love crap. Just go with someone who would appreciate you more.
Problem: *bows* Konnichiwa Nakkie-sama,
*looks in his eyes and blushes*
I have a question I promise. *holds up small ball of chi* How do I make this stronger?*
I have tried everything from meditating to channeling my power through someone else and my energy can barely knock my brother off his feet. *sighs and extinguishes ball*
How do I fix it?
*looks into his eyes again*
*hesitates then eaches up and kisses him*
Sorry!! *vanishes* »»Chaos-Spirit Child Ameko
Advice: *Puts the dummy Nakago aside* These things can be so handy... Ok, about your problem. That's the best you can do, child. Nothing you do can make it stronger since that's the extent of your abilities.
Problem: Greetings Nakago I have a problem (obviously because I'm writing to you but ya know. Actually i have more than 1 problem but I prefer to call them ISSUES! I'll be speaking of only one today so i don't waste your time) Ya see, theres this girl in my class named ummmm.....what should I call her....? I got it her name is Shera! I like her and she likes me (ya with me so far? hear your kinda slooowwwww) Theres this other girl named....errrmm....Yuffie! And she likes me and I like her but don't know what to do about them becauseif 'Shera' asks me out and then I say yes and then 'Yuffie' asks me out later that day or Visa Versa. So what should I do but don't tell me to do anything that would end up with me in Juvinal Hall ok? A friend of mine says that you told him to set a couple of kids in our town's houses on fire. Soyeah i would like to get sme DECENT ADVICE please
P.S. Dude, Your WAY WAY WAY too full of yourself come off your high horse! You act like your god to us FY fans of something.....God...(not you!) »»Cid Highwind
Advice: You... want... to... get... some... decent... advice? ... I... guess... you... better... write... this... down... in... order... for... you... to... understand... what... I... will... tell... you... I... read... you're... kind... of... slow... The... best... advice... I... can... give... you... is... -- get... your... pen... and... paper... now... this... is... the... part... where... you... need... to... write... -- Learn the English language well. I don't think anyone would want to ask you out if they realize how poor your grammar and spelling are.
Did... you... get... that? ... Do... you... want... me... to... repeat... it... for... you? ... Did... you... even... comprehend... what... I... tried... to... say?
Problem: Dear Nakago, The Name's Cloud. Cloud Strife, and Im afraid my problem is of a romantic sort.
You see long ago i met a girl named Tifa who I became friends with. Aftr awhile I began to develope feelings for her. However because of my current religon I was unable to love her. One day I found out that the religon I was a part of was a demon worshipping cult so I quit. I moved back home to my hometown and found that the girl I liked was still single. She had had strong feelings fo me in the past like i did her, so i asked her out on a date. We went out and had a good time ,so I asked her if she and I could be an item. She said yes and we have been together for a month and a half now. However recently I feel she has been becoming very distant from me. I feel like Im losing the sweet girl I fell in love with so much a month and a half ago. I dont know what to do to save the relationship. What should I do? 15 out of a 100% consideration will be taken from your response. Please Master of the Seriyu's...you are one of my last hopes... »»Cloud Strife
Advice: 15%, huh? Wow! It's people like you who make it so great for me to give out advice. Thank you for putting such a high level of importance on my advice. *Note the sarcasm* Now, on to your problem... This Tifa girl seems to be just a person you have a crush on. It's not love. If you have so many doubts about your relationship with her, maybe it's not worth anything. There are a lot of other girls out there. Don't work yourself too much over just one. I'm now going to end my 15% worth.
Problem: Hi! Nakago, you don't know me because I just became a new fan of the Fushigi Yugi book. OK my question, is are you gay because it looks like you are one? Your cute but you look like a girl and I don't like guys who look like girls! And I hate you. Oh, one more question, I want to become a CIA and kill people because it's fun but isn't it illegal for a chinese girl and only 13 yrs. old? PS, Who is Soi? »»M.C.
Advice: No, I'm not gay. I don't care if you hate me. You're too young to be in CIA. Soi? Read or better yet, watch FY some more. You'll get to know Soi eventually.
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