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Problem: First off let me apologize for sending you those two letters last time, i only meant to send one but didnt think th first one wente through so i made a new one, anyway dont worry my letters wont become frequent i just have one last favor to ask, since i absouloutley adore your method of handling things i thought you would have the best response to this. Ya see my old gf and i just got back together, but the guy she was dating before is being possessive and wont let her go. i want to kick his ass but that seems primitive...maybe you have something else in mind. »»probably your biggest Male fan who is NOT GAY...Samurai Black
Advice: Of course, you shouldn't kick his ass. It isn't becoming of a great man. Why would you waste your time on a weakling like him anyway? Just hire or order someone else to do the kicking ass for you. Make sure that he knows you're the mastermind, that way, he can get the message to keep off.
Problem: Dear nakago, like you...i am also a bishounoun or incredibly sexy anime character..my name is Sinsa...and i am in need of your dire intelligence at the moment since the love problem im suffering from ahs crippled my brilliant mind...you see i am in love with this girl from school, for a while now i have kept these feelings hidden, but just a few days ago a friend of hers discovered my feelings for her and told her. at first i was just concerened over whether she liked me or not...but now whenever i ask the friend what she said when she heard about how i felt towards her she only responds..."I dun know yet" now all i want is an answerer! i dun care any more what kind it is! just an answer already! what should i do... sighned...one bishounen to another... »»Dark Angel Sothis
Advice: Why do you keep asking this friend? If you really want answers ask the root of the problem - the girl you like. If you're the "sexy anime character" that you say you are, it wouldn't be hard for you to attract girls.
Problem: O Nakago, I've heard so much about you. Although I live in Japan and you're from China, and not to mention that our generation's time gap is like very far away, you're still quite popular here in Kyoto. My redhead bud even keeps mentioning about your great powers. I also happen to have a friend, who has a nasty habbit of not paying his meals in this particular restaurant, who just wants to challenge you for no reason at all. So I figured that you must be a great guy! Although a lot of diableries of your own doing have been told, I still think you're cool. Which is why I've come all the way here in this magic shrine to send this message to Miko Reznor's, uh, what do you call it? Ah, computer, yes. O great shogun of Kutou and leader of the Seiryuu Shichiseishi, I have a question that I think only you can provide: How will I ever get Aoshi-sama to like me? I don't want him to treat me just like a little girl all the time. I'm all grown-up! I can even show you that I'm more womanly than Yui. Hihihi. Just kidding. But don't tell Aoshi-sama ok? »»Misao
Advice: I don't know you or this Aoshi person but Miko-chan filled me in on your situation. According to her, you were adopted by Aoshi and he treated you like his daughter. Now, you're "all grown up" and now want your adopted father to love you as a woman? Isn't that gross? Even though you're not related, it's still disgusting. Ever heard of incest? Just drop that thought and be satisfied that he's around and he cares for you. There are a lot of men out there. Widen your horizon.
Problem: Dearest Nakago,
I am in deep destress. ALthough I adore you, there is someone else. In my training class there is a boy. He doesn't even know I exsist. Most likely because he is a Jock and I'm goth but he is so HOT! Yes I admit I do alienate myself, I have tried to get his attention. I am so desperate if I do not get it soon I may lose it and blow his heart out of his chest.
Help me please Nakago. You are my only hope. »»Azuko
Advice: There are so many ways to get attention from someone you like. In his case, as a jock, he is really popular. The first thing you have to do is join your school's publication and be the sports writer. After doing so, you will now have an excuse to talk to him. Ask for an interview (I was told that people in your world like publicity) and entitle it "Up Close And Personal With ". You can now ask him personal questions, his interests and other matters about him. Slip in the "let's be friends conversation". What happens next is up to you.
Problem: Dear Nakago, Well... I am very confuse. I am torn between pride and things that I like wherein I would be sacrificing my Pride. I consulted my friends and they tried teir best to help me however, I cant seem to decide what I should choose. Right now, I'm thinking of Ate Joanne's words "Pride is the worst asset a person could ever have..." so, what do you think should I do. »»Alexa
Advice: You're not really giving me anything much to work with but I'll try my best to help... The very first step is to ask yourself: "Is my pride more important than what I like?" Knowing the answer to that question, it will be easier for you to make decisions. One last thought: Pride could be the best and worst of character traits. On the one hand, it can give you a feeling of confidence in yourself but too much of it can blind you to your own finitude.
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