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Problem: Dearest Nakago,
I do not know how to express my sincere admiration and love for you. Iknow I will never be good enough for you, nor will I ever obtain your ingenious mind; full of brilliance and ideas. I'm the left brained thinker and I must assume you are equally well-developed on both sides of your brain.
I'm sorry for the rambling, it's just that thinking of writing to you makes my heart jump with all sorts of jumbled feelings. Okay, I will get to my problem now, since that is the reason I am writing to you. Here's the dilemma:
I know you're an expert when it comes to revenge. I've been trying to get revenge on my cousin for the last 10 years, the problem is that I can't see him. He lives in a different country. The entire scene that cause my burning desire for revenge is nothing compared to the sadness you went through, but still I desperately want it.
10 years ago, when I was only 6, my family and I went to visit our relatives in the other country. When we arrived, we stayed at our uncle's house. My parents traveled a lot while we were there and my younger siblings usually went with them or went to some kind of day care. I also went to a summer-school type program. One day, while I was alone in the house with my cousin (my parents were out of the house and my siblings were with them), he told me to come to his room.
He was 16 at the time, 10 years older than me, and he said he was going to show me a magic trick. I patiently sat and waited, watched his magic trick (which was obviously fake) and then commented that I saw him stuff the cards up his sleeve. I don't think I said that but it was something to that affect, and I told him I knew it was fake.
For some outlandish reason, he got extremely irritated by that statement. It didn't hurt him, I just said it seemed to fake, and I didn't even say it in a bad way, I was only 6 and told him in a joking manner. Whatever the reason, he started screaming at me, I couldn't even understand what he was saying since he started to hit me. Then he threw a hairdryer at me (this part I remember clearly because it hit my head) and threw me across the room and he hurt me, and it hurt so bad... my parents' rented car arrived later, and he tried to calm me down or else he'd hurt me more.
So I stopped sniffling, dried my tears and that was it, except everytime no one else was home, he'd hurt me like that. After I returned home, I never visited my native country, and it's been 10 years now. 10 years of endless plotting, numerous ideas, and countless nights of unrest while i thought of revenge. I'm going to see my relatives again, in 2 years. This time I'm much bigger, 5'7", I play ice hockey, soccer, track, and a few other sports so that I'm stronger.
I still have 2 more years of plotting, planning, experimenting... I need your help Nakago-samma. I need your guidance, your wisdom. Please, in a realistic way, can you tell me how to take things into my own hands?
I told my mom about this, what he did to me, she didn't believe me. Not one word. I know she didn't. She never confronted him. Never scolded or told my aunt and uncle. She didn't believe me! My own mother! She just said, "sure, sure" in a sarcastic sense. I hated that. Why wouldn't she believe me? So please, tell me what I can do when I go. He went to the army, and he's now 26, so I'm guessing he will be stronger than I am, taller as well.
I don't know if I can physically harm him. Afterall, no one believes me, and if I do I'd get in trouble for doing something. I can't do anything to his belongings since I don't know his most prized possession. I feel lost and hopeless, Nakago-sama. Please, help me. Guide me in a path in which I can follow.
Rebekah
P.S. I Love You
Advice: How can you be so sure he still lives with his parents? You are visiting your aunt's right? Anyway, you can't kill him like I have the Emperor of Kutou. You'll get jailed for that. The best way to get back to him is doing little things. Like, put something in his shampoo which is really damaging to his hair. Scrub the toilet with his tooth brush. Put holes in his condom -- No not that... We wouldn't want to add more like him in the population. What else? Make incriminating photos of him. Put him in a porn site or whatever. There are tons you can do. I'm sure you've already thought of it. The greatest advice I could give you is have the courage to actually do the plotted revenge and don't get caught.
Problem: hi, i like you very much.
can you please tell me how can you love me, is it ok with soi???? »»dianne
Advice: How I can love you? Erm... I don't think it's safe to answer this question.
Problem: Dear Nakago....
your advice was a load of DEER PISS!
I TELL YOU I LOVE THIS GIRL AND YOU SIMPLY THROW THE FACT ASIDE AS IF IT WERE A SUMMER FLUKE! ILL TAKE YOUR HEAD FOR SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE ACTION!'
*Draws Buster Sword* *Leaps at Nakago* *Remebers he has a dummy that that fool kissed* *Turn and slashes the damn thing at the torso, causing it to vanish and return to the negaverse* *Turns and glances at Nakago* Die!!!!!!!! *Hurls Buster Sword at him* *Grins for he knows that Nakago will be busy with the sword* *Lightning materia on top of hand explodes with green light* *A lightning bolt drops from the sky, and ends the Shogun of Sorrows life for him* *Spits at his charred corpse* Love is not to be taken lightly my russian friend.... »»Cloud Strife
Advice: First, I'm very much alive (duh! That's why I'm replying to this). Second, where were you when you were doing all this lightning thing? Because the only way I can be Russian is in your dreams. Last, she's probably growing distant from you because in the 1½ month she spent with you after your absence, she suddenly realized what a loser you are and she doesn't have the courage to say it in your face.
Problem: Honored Nakago,
the Lady whom I serve and whose name I'd rather not conceal is in love and married to someone who is completely unworthy of her and who cheats on her regularly. Several times I have tried to make her see this, but one look at his face makes her forget why she was angry at him. She even caught him kissing another girl once, but all she did was smack the girl and not him. I want her to get rid of this horrible creature known as her husband and find someone more deserving of her. A lot of men admire her, but she never even notices them. Please advise me in this,
Rialla
Advice: Don't you mean "whose name I'd rather conceal"? Anyway, the best you could do for your lady, as her servant (you did say you serve her, right?), is to support her decisions. It is hard to change the minds of people who are in love. Now, if you really want this lady of yours to forget about this husband of hers, you could always "accidentally send him to a far away place".
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