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Problem: Hi Nakago, i wanna 2 ask u a question, iz there really The Book Of The Four Gods? U r really cute, strong & powerful. I'm a very tough gurl & i only talk 2 the ppl i trust only. My dad alwaz tell me 2 act & talk like a gurl cause i'm kindda like a tomboy. Oh, one more question, who do u love? Iz it Soi? or Yui? »»Niyaka.
Advice: A question to answer a question. Would I exist if "The Book Of The Four Gods" is not real? For your second question: I love them both in different ways.
Problem: "In what way do you love Soi?" »»Shirley
Advice: Watch the series. You'll get the picture.
Problem: "Hi, my name's Hunter and I'm from the Philippines. You see, my problem is from school: I'm really annoyed with this certain "barkada*" (*group of friends) they keep on calling me whenever I pass by, and I think they're just being 'plastic'and just want attention. But there is this certain gal in their group who seems to be sincere when she greets me. How do I know if she's really sincere or not?
P.S. You're the hottest bad guy in town {not to mention the cutest ;-)}" »»Hunter
Advice: I was trained to be a cynic all my life and my advice to you is that they're mocking you. They're making fun of you because you're alone. They're calling out to you because they want others to see that you're a loser who can't get any friends. In my opinion, that girl isn't sincere.
Problem: "Dear Lord Nakago of the seriyu seven,
Greeting! My name is Yaddis and unlike most of your letters which i have seen so far i have a ersonal question i would like to ask you...Lateley my friends all around me have been disrespecting me and trying to say im not good at all the things which i am good at, they have become so competitive that they have shunned me from my very town! I now live 200 miles away and will be returning soon for a visite...and..while there..i would like to get my revenge on ALL OF THEM...NAKAGO STYLE! so tell me shogun of the eastern dragon..how would you go about this... and how can i be more like you...
-Kick Tamahomes money grubbing ass again Nak!heheheheh" »»Blue Dragon Of The East
Advice: Of course you can't be like me. You can't shoot chi and blow everyone up even if you concentrated hard - very hard - extremely hard. The best you can do is wait until it becomes dark or during the night time (before your so-called visit -- This means you arrive earlier than the scheduled time). Pour some gas around the houses of the "friends" who "shunned" you and fire it up! No one will know it was you because you are arriving the next day. So, you can see the expression of those who survived and gloat. Or spit at the burned corpses and laugh at their funeral (whichever). Now that's revenge YADDIS STYLE!
Problem: "Dear Nakago, let me just tell you i think you are an awsome Bishonoun, and that your work is impressive. Youv certainly climbed the ladder of life very well. In any case, i was wondering if you could tell me how i could get even with some people. Ya see i was banished from my hometown long ago for bieng too much like you. I have spent the last 7 months living in a japanese community brushing up on my skills (the ones that make me like you) and im about ready to return. I have my own ideas to use, but i want o know straight from the master what i should do...
-Yokai Moon
Advice: Right... This problem is so much similar to the one above... Not to mention that it came from the same person... Don't deny it. I know. I'm omniscient as Miko-chan says after all. Anyway, the same advice above applies to this problem.
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