Nakago Overload
he would never say...
Basically, we won't hear him say anything that isn't on his lines in the series and OAV. But, these are the things we would never hear him say - even in real life.
Miko's List:
- Underlings, the mission I am giving you is important - but not as important as your lives. Come back safely.
- I love you, Tomo.
- Miaka, the food you cook is so delicious! (Then again, no one would ever say that)
- I am me. I am no more or less myself. I want to continue living in this world. My life is worth living here! (Arigatou, Shinji Ikari)
- Where did my favorite pink cape go?
- Does this cape make me look fat?
- Soi, I have a confession. The thing you've been feeling all the time we were doing "it" was a dildo.
- It's just that I could never get Willie down here hard!
- Why are you doing this to me?!? I'm a good person, darn it!
Sorry about the last 3 additions to my list, Nakago-chan! You must admit, they are pretty funny ;þ... (Nakago: At my expense... I could strangle you!) *Eeep! Runs away and hides.*
From $am (unedited):
- "I'm still a virgin. *blush*" (Soi: "*coughs!*")
- "Tomo, I really like your make-up."
- "Dammit Yui! Will you quit crying already and stop acting like a baby?"
- "Why Ashitare, what big teeth you have!"
- "Why Suboshi, what big balls you have- I mean the Riuseisui, you cheeky 'lil devil you!" (Is Riuseisui correctly spelled? Just correct some spelling errors if ever there is any :D)
- "Why Soi, what big, uh... o never mind!"
- "I never kissed a man before.(*blush*)"
Tamahome:(*coughs*)
- "Why Hotohori, what BIG... uh, sword you have."
- "I think I should get a haircut."
- "Or maybe dye my hair black and be a brunette for a change. Or maybe both."
Aoshi Shinomori: Hmph!
- "And then I could buy myself a new pair of purple contact lenses."
Kenshin Himura: Hmph!
From Hikari (unedited):
- Hmn...has anyone seen Mr. Yum Yum?? I must find him! I'll wet the bed if i don't cuddle!
- Does this hair style make me look too feminine?
- Tamahome, please stay with me. Yui scares me.
- Soi??? Who the heck is that?!?!
- Im a barbie...er..guy...in a barbie world!!!
- Shut up Yui! Im trying to watch Fushigi Yuugi!!
- Hmn...Miaka is attractive. Yui, I'm sorry, but the preistess of Suzaku is better than you.
- Yui...you had long hair?? We would look just alike then!!!
- Nuriko, could you give me some tips on being a crossdresser???
- Ah, hello Chichiri. How nice to see you. I made you some brownies!!!
- Ah damn. This 'He'd never say' is almost over...SEND MORE BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!!!
If you have any other ideas, please Email Me. Many thanks for your contributions.
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