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(All Seiryuu shichiseishis glare their eyes towards the authoress.)
$am: (Stifles a nervous giggle) Ehehe, ahem, uh, where did we leave the last time, minna?
Suboshi: The last time? You mean like decades ago?
Nakago: It's about time you show up.
Tomo: (Twirling the ornamental feather from his headpiece with his fingers in a snotty way) Well, well, well, if it isn't the great FY writer, Heradevion. I thought Godzilla already devoured you alive, or maybe you married King-Kong or something.
$am: *gulp* King-Kong? God forbid.
Soi: This better be worth the wait, woman! (Her eyes are now shining and glimmering with lightning) What were you doing all this time anyway?
$am: Sorry, guys. C'mon, try to understand my situation here. How would you feel if you were in my place? I was too busy fighting those darn Saiyajins who are out to destroy earth, and then the next thing I know was that some guys from Guinea Ryodan were after me, and then I moved out of town to become a rurouni and then at the same time avoid Shishio and his Jupon Gatana who tried to hire me, but then Keroberos told me that as the new Card Captor I have to......
Amiboshi: Ok, ok, ok, we get the picture. Now could you head on with the story already?
Chapter 6
Miaka-Nakago
Tamahome-Yui
Hotohori-Ashitare
Nuriko-Amiboshi
Chichiri-Suboshi
Tasuki-Soi
Mitsukake-Miboshi
Chiriko-Tomo
In the other corner are the Seiryuu warriors starting a debate.
"Traitors! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!" Tomo, who looks very cute and cuddly in Chiriko's body, raged in front of his giggling comrades. "What?!!"
"*Snickers* Sorry, Tomo. We couldn't help it." Amiboshi, who is in Nuriko's body, explains. "It's just that we don't think it's a good idea you wear your make-up back while in the form of that kid, 'cause you look like a *snickers* walking doll!"
Then all of them break into a merry laughter while little Tomo clenches his fists and shivers in fury.
"Baka! My make-up helps me increase my powers! Pimps like you just don't understand this!" Tomo screams amidst the laughter. He fell silent for a moment, and then continues, "Fine, laugh all you want... traitors."
Everyone falls into a void silence for a while.
"Now we're the traitors?" Suboshi , who is in Chichiri's body, stands up. "Hello! So, like, where is he now anyway? After he left us almost, like, losing our lives over that brat's monsters, *stares at Miboshi, who is in Mitsukake's body, from head to foot*, uh, yeah, brat. Uhm, haven't you realized it yet? He is, like, soooo the one who betrayed us!"
"Eeeewww! Will you cut it out? You sound like a sissy high school brat or something," Tomo exclaimed. "And I'm supposed to be the only sissy member there ever is among the Seiryuu Shichiseishi!"
"Brother!" Suboshi, who is in Chichiri's body, cries to his older brother like a baby while hanging on to the latter's arm. Amiboshi, who is in Nuriko's body, then lets his protective brotherly instincts emerge and stands face to face with Tomo who is in little Chiriko's body.
"Eh, you shouldn't talk to my brother that way. After all, you're the only sissy around here as far as I can see."
Tomo answers, "Ooh, look who's talking! Why don't you take a look at yourself in the mirror first. At least I'm not the one who is trapped inside a bisexual, cross-dressing shichiseishi who has a terrible fashion sense."
Then Nuriko, who is in Amiboshi's body, suddenly comes out of nowhere and gave poor Tomo a fatal bonk on his head shortly after he heard it.
*Boink!*
"I heard that!"
Then Nuriko leaves after his retaliation.
"Ehehe, why Nuriko, I didn't know you were here. Ehehe," Tomo smiles weakly as his head smokes with a severe swelling. "Hey Suboshi, like where ever did you get it from anyway?"
Then he falls into a deep flashback trying to recall the culprit who had started it all.
(Start of the Tomo's flashback)
"Tomo, why don't you help me choose a dress for the summoning of Seiryuu? I know I'm not the Miko, but all of us have to look their best in this event, right?" Soi pleads.
With one hand resting on his hips and the other twirling the ornamental feather hanging from his headpiece, Tomo answered, "Duh! Like I care, sista! I'd rather die than, like, see you in those elegant, expensive, sexy gowns that only look good on me anyway! *blush* O my gosh, like, I can't wait to see how Nakago's going to react once he sees me in my sooo pretty pink cocktail dress!"
"Tomo you worthless freak of nature!" Soi angrily grabs the sissy shichiseishi by the collar.
(End of the Tomo's flashback)
"Err, yeah, right. But you do lack originality then for that matter, Suboshi." Tomo mumbles. Then he continues, "Where the heck are Ashitare and Miboshi anyway?"
"Tehehe, good boy." Miboshi, who is in Mitsukake's body, amusingly brushes the long silky black hair of Ashitare who is in Hotohori's body. Ashitare dreamily lies on his tummy in the grass.
"Hey Miboshi, you should ask Uncle Nakkie to get you a pet doggie some time," Yui calls out.
"A doggie? But Miboshi don't want another doggie. Miboshi want princess!" Miboshi insists as he points to the beautiful emperor relaxing beside him on the grass.
"Hmmm, only now do I realize that Mitsukake and Hotohori could've made one cute couple," Soi says to herself as she looks at Miboshi and Ashitare having some splendor on the grass.
"So now what? What should we do to make Nakago pay for leaving us? I can't wait!" Suboshi excitedly exclaims.
"You won't get away with this, you fools! Don't you realize that what Nakago could be doing away from us right now might prove to be of help to us."
"Maybe he's right. We should listen to Tomo," Yui, who is in Tamahome's body, defends.
"Why don't you two just admit that you have a crush on Nakago!" Soi, who is in Tasuki's body, mumbles.
Yui's cheeks blushed, afterwards she turns to Soi and gives her a stern look, "Soi, what's wrong with you? I thought you've always been by his side."
With a dramatic background music playing, Soi stood up from the corner while the wind softly gusts her hair away from her face and said, "Yeah, you're right. I've always been by his side. *Sniff* I've always served him, body and soul. But no, he doesn't even give a dog's flea about it."
"Boy you can say that again!" Chichiri, who is in Suboshi's body, agreeably says from the other scene as he pours flea powder all over Hotohori who is in Ashitare's body.
"Butt out, Suzaku warrior! This is supposed to be my part, you're ruining my scene! No offense to Chichiri fan girls out there. Anyways, I do love Nakago-sama very much. But he just takes me for granted! *Sniff* Why?!! Is there something wrong with me?!!! *Sniff-sniff* 'Tis very sad to love that even if you know too well that you can never the same in return. *Sniff* Well, if you love the person, set him free. If he comes back then you're truly meant to be."
Then Tomo who is very teary-eyed hands Soi a box of tissues and says, "So sad. I know just how you feel, Soi. I understand you."
Then the rest of the Seiryuu warriors become teary-eyed as well shortly before they all cried fountains of tears.
"Whaaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Nakago-sama should pay for this!" Soi yelled.
"O dear. Do something, Tomo. You can't just let this happen, can you?" Yui pleads.
"Don't worry, Seiryuu no Miko. I have an idea. Kakakakaka......" Tomo cackles again.
While on the other side where the Suzaku warriors are...
"M-Mia-ka, what's happened to you? You've become Nakago, and now you just said, 'da'? What is the meaning of this?" Tamahome, who is in Yui's body, says with a baffled look on his face (or is it her face?).
Chichiri, who is disguising as Miaka who in turn is in Nakago's body, tensely answers, "Ehehe, no, it's not what you think, no da. Ooops, uh I mean, ehehe. O let's cut the act and get straight with you. Miaka is being abducted! You've got to save her, no da!"
"What? I knew it. I have to go find her."
Meanwhile inside the cave......
"That...... was...... my favorite...... shirt. *Sniff-sniff* Goodbye to my favorite cotton shirt," Nakago, who is in Miaka's body, weeps at the sight of his favorite white shirt being torn apart.
"I'm so sorry, Nakago. But we don't have any choice. We can't use the cloth of my school uniform as a pad because it's rough, and then it would make you feel more uncomfortable wearing it. Good thing it just so happens that you're wearing a shirt made of soft cotton, so that should serve as a good pad as of now," Miaka, who is in Nakago's body, consoles the dismayed Nakago in the hopes of relieving his PMS. Then Miaka continues, "I think we should go back to the others, Nakago. They're probably looking for us right now."
But then as she is about to stand up, Nakago suddenly lets out a necklace with a circular pendant and started to swing it in front of her eyes. Nakago tries to hypnotize Miaka! Her eyes then become drowsy and blank and she bats not a single lash.
"You will believe that I actually succeeded in raping you. You then already lost your virginity. You will not remember anything that has occurred before this. Now tell me what you remember."
"You will believe that I actually succeeded in raping you. You then already lost your virginity. You will not remember anything that has occurred before this. Now tell me what you remember."
"I didn't say you have to repeat what I exactly said! Do it again."
"Nakago is being raped by Miaka, and now he has lost his virginity."
"No, no, no! That's not it! Do it again."
"Nakago raped Tamahome and now Tamahome is no longer a virgin."
"Baka! Can't you even follow simple instructions?!! Now for the last time, tell me what you remember," now this time, Nakago is already quite annoyed.
"Nakago actually succeeded in raping me. I already lost my virginity."
"Good. Now, at the count of three, you will go to sleep and remember nothing. One, two, three......"
Then Miaka falls to the ground and falls into a deep slumber.
"Sorry about that. I appreciate your help in securing me a pad though. No hard feelings."
Tamahome arrives just in time when Nakago comes out of the cave. He suspected something is not right. Nakago turns his head to him and sees Tamahome on a horse, then he gave him an evil grin.
"What did you do to Miaka?" Tamahome, who is in Yui's body, angrily asks.
Nakago, who is in Miaka's body, still only answers him with a wordless, wicked grin.
"What did you do to her?!!!" Tamahome asks again.
"I thought she was just a kid," Nakago turns his back to Tamahome, and then he continues, "...... but her body tells me that she is already enough of a woman."
When Nakago walked away, he said to himself, "MY body? Already enough of a woman?? What was I saying???"
Tamahome, who is in Yui's body, got terribly angry. "Darn you!" he shouts as he fires a power blast towards Nakago.
Nakago didn't quickly notice the power blast and failed to elude it just in time. He would've already been toasted if it weren't for Soi, who is in Tasuki's body, coming to his rescue.
"Soi!"
"I'll cover you, Nakago-sama," Soi assures him yet at the same time, she eyes Amiboshi who is hiding in a nearby bush.
(The ending theme "Tokimeki no Doukasen" now plays.)
Tomo: Well? Is that it?
$am: Yeah, that's just about it as of now. We will still have to wait for the sequel.
Tomo: O boy, here we go again! We will have to suffer again for God-knows-how-long waiting for the sequel.
Soi: When will this sick story end anyway?
Nakago: Guys, don't be too harsh on her. She's worked hard to come this far. It's not that easy.
$am: *Teary-eyed* Why Nakago, I didn't know you care.
Nakago: -_-; Get on with the disclaimer already.
To be continued...
Fushigi Yuugi© 1995 Yu Watase/ Shogakukan, TV Tokyo, Studio Pierrot/ Telesuccess Productions.
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