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Chapter 4
Author's blabbering: For the reader's convenience, I think I should give you a brief rundown first on who has exchanged bodies with whom:
Miaka-Nakago
Tamahome-Yui
Hotohori-Ashitare
Nuriko-Amiboshi
Chichiri-Suboshi
Tasuki-Soi
Mitsukake-Miboshi
Chiriko-Tomo
Ok you guys, if you want to get on with the story, you can just skip this part and head on with chapter 4. Anyhow, starting on this chapter, I would minimize on using those "(character's name), who is in (character's name)'s body" lines. I think it'll just make things confusing. Besides, you can always refer to the guide above if ever you forget the ones that have exchanged bodies. (=^-^=) But I would still get back with these lines only if it's really needed- especially on my upcoming chapters wherein they get to switch bodies with another new characters. Ok, read on...
"MIAKAAAAAAA!!!" Tamahome shouted his lungs out in despair.
"God you scream like a girl! And you even look like a girl too. Hahaha!" Tasuki exclaimed. Annoyed, Tamahome grabbed Tasuki's fan and bonked it on his head. In return, Tasuki got the tessen back and literally flamed poor Tamahome's slender feminine figure. Then the two proceeded to beat each other silly into a pulp with barbaric finesse.
"Are you ready to give? Say uncle! Say uncle!" Tasuki shouted triumphantly above Tamahome while twisting his adversary's leg.
"Ok Tasuki, cut it out already! I surrender!" Tamahome cried. Tasuki decided to give the poor guy a chance. But when he let go, Tamahome then quickly carried Tasuki by the riverside and positioned to throw his aqua phobic comrade into the water. Tasuki screamed and waggled and cursed Tamahome who is ever so ready to drown him into the river.
Now picture Yui and Soi doing all these.
"Uh, Tamahome, why are you so upset? I'm right here," Miaka said as she suddenly appeared behind him. Relieved, Tamahome then grabbed Miaka in his warm embrace and whispered, "Miaka, where have you been? I was worried sick! You know how much you mean to me."
Although Tamahome knows very well that it's actually Miaka in his arms, he shriveled at the sight of Nakago embracing him.
Now picture Nakago being cradled in the arms of Yui ala Miaka and Tamahome style (eeewww!).
"Tamahome..."
"Miaka..."
"Tamahome..."
"Miaka..."
"O will you two knock it off already? You both look so absurd!" Yui voiced out as she got sick of the two displaying so much affection in public.
"O Lord Hotohori, how come you're not saying a word all day?" Nuriko said flirtingly as he sat very close to the emperor. But the latter only blinked twice after Nuriko said that.
"Aaah! Nuriko help me!" the real Hotohori screamed while scratching his body like crazy. Only then did Nuriko remember that Hotohori and Ashitare have exchanged bodies.
"Your Highness, what's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?" Nuriko asked the creature scratching in front of him. "Nuriko! I can't stand this anymore! Ashitare's got fleas all over his body! So itchy! Itchy itchy itchy itchy!!! Chichiri, use your magic or something!" Hotohori yelled with itchy agony.
"Daaaa! Of course I'll help you, Your Highness. Only if you'd stay away from me so that I won't catch my self one of your danged fleas, no da!" Chichiri answered. Meanwhile, Suboshi just couldn't stop sneezing from behind. When Mitsukake noticed, he approached to him and said, "You're allergic , aren't you?"
"You bet I am! Hachooo! *sniff* I'm allergic to cats and dogs. Ever since that darned Ashitare showed up, I just couldn't stop sneezing."
Heh, no wonder Ashitare wasn't given enough airtime in the series!
Then Suboshi continued, "Hachooo! Say, you're a doctor, right? You wouldn't happen to have some remedy for my allergy, would you? *sniff*"
Just before Mitsukake could even say a thing, Tama-neko crept out of nowhere and instantly hopped on the shoulder of Suboshi who is in Chichiri's body. The cat was fond of Chichiri but didn't realize at first that he's actually sitting on Suboshi's shoulder.
"Aaah! A cat! Stay away from me.. ha-ha-haaaachoooooo!" Suboshi exclaimed. The cat got scared, quickly jumped off his shoulder and landed on Ashitare's lap. The fur ball in front of him alarmed Ashitare, which made his canine instincts emerge and then ran around chasing the scardy cat away. All that Nuriko could do is to only watch them in dismay.
Meanwhile, Miboshi is starting to become teary-eyed as he kept on searching for Nakago.
"Uncle Nakago? Uncle N-Nakago? Uncle Nakkie?" the poor squirt whimpered.
"Hihihi, Uncle Nakkie eh? That sounds cute. What's his problem anyway?" Chiriko asked Tomo beside him.
"O no! Here we go again!" Tomo cried.
"Why? What does Miboshi want from Nakago?"
"He wants it now?"
"He wants what, Tomo?"
"He wants to take a bath and he wants it now! But what shall we do? Nakago is nowhere to be found!"
"So what's the big deal about that?"
"You don't understand!" Tomo said shaking. "There'll be hell to pay if Nakago won't give it to him! He wants only Nakago to give him a bath everyday, no one else."
"Hah! Nakago giving Miboshi a bath?!!" Tasuki snickered from behind at what he heard. "I never thought that pain-in-the-ass of a shogun is such a muffin to give the squirt a bath! So why won't just any of you danged Seiryuu jus give the, uh, *looks at Miboshi, who is now in Mitsukake's body, from head to foot*, ahem, little kid a bath?"
"As what I've mentioned earlier, he wants 'only' Nakago to give him a bath and no one else!" Tomo answered hysterically. "If Nakago won't show up any minute now, then, then..*gulp*"
"Then what?" Tasuki and Chiriko chorused nervously.
"UNCLE NAKKIIIIIIE!!! WHAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" the bigmouth and spoiled Miboshi stomped his feet real hard, squatted on the floor and cried uncontrollably. "NAKAGO!!! WHAAAAAHA!!!"
When Miboshi wailed, a number of rampaging monsters then came out of nowhere and started attacking everyone in sight.
"Now you understand what I've been trying to tell you?" Tomo said to the dumbfounded Tasuki and Chiriko. Tamahome then quickly carried Miaka in his arms and then placed her in a safe place (picture Yui carrying Nakago in her arms to protect him ala Miaka and Tamahome style. Eeewww!).
"Hey! This is not fair! I have no one else to protect me!" Yui exclaimed. Then Suboshi quickly flew to her aid and rescued her from the storming beasts. Suboshi sweat dropped at the sight of his beloved Yui looking like Tamahome. Then at the same time, Yui was speechless at the sight of a blue-haired monk saving her, without the "no das" that is.
Then the rest were so busy fighting off Miboshi's monsters.
"Re-ka Shinen!" Tasuki shouted, in Soi's body for that matter.
Amiboshi played his death tune with his flute. But quite unfortunately, the monsters that surrounded him are all wearing Walkmans. Smart monsters.
"Hehehe! Hey look, it's the cross-dresser!" one of the monsters jeered at Amiboshi. He got infuriated by this and started bonking each one of the monsters instead with his flute.
Meanwhile, as Miaka was hiding behind the bushes, a small yet strong pair of hands covered her mouth and dragged her to another place. Unbeknownst to everybody, Miaka has been kidnapped! But who kidnapped her?
Back to the struggling Seishis..
"I hate to do this, but it seems that we have no other choice left!" Tomo cried. Then he used one of his magical clams to transform himself to Nakago. Tomo then talked Miboshi out, saying, "Miboshi, I'm here. I'm ready to give you your bath, big boy."
When Miboshi saw who he thought was Nakago, he finally shut his big mouth and the rest of his monsters then disappeared.
When Tomo approached Miboshi, who is in Mitsukake's body, he exclaimed, "The hell! What was I thinking?!!! Am I actually gonna give this man a bath?!!!"
When he was about to back out, Nuriko blocked his way.
"O no you don't!" Nuriko said as he pushed Tomo back in front of Miboshi. "We've had just about enough with those ugly monsters. Now you're gonna give him a bath whether you like it or not, 'Uncle Nakkie!'"
Then Miboshi formed a very cheeky and delightful grin and said, "O Uncle Nakkie!"
Meanwhile...
"Nakago, why are you doing this to me? We're in a middle of a crisis here! Why are you kidnapping me? What are you planning to do?" Miaka screamed as Nakago froze her body using his chi. They are both alone in a cave. What Nakago has in mind is to take advantage of the situation and take away the Suzaku no Miko's virginity.
"You won't get away with this, you perv!" Miaka exclaimed."It is you who won't get away with this, Maiden of Suzaku! After we're done with this, your body will no longer be pure when we get back to our own bodies. You can no longer summon Suzaku once your virginity is gone!" Nakago said, forming a very evil grin on his face. Uh, on Miaka's face that is.
Miaka attempting to rape Nakago? Uh, I mean Nakago attempting to rape Miaka? O no, this is terrible! I mean, could you imagine yourself trying to rape you? That's horrible!
"Tamahome!!!" Miaka cried.
"O no, not again!" Tasuki pleaded.
"O no! Miaka's in trouble!" Tamahome exclaimed.
"Tell me something I don't know!" Chiriko whispered at Tasuki.
"Miaka's always in trouble, isn't she?" Soi mumbled.
"MIAKAAAAA!!!" Tamahome shouted.
"Argh! Would you get on with the ending theme already!" Nuriko griped.
(The ending theme "Tokimeki no Doukasen" now plays.)
To be continued in Chapter 5...
Fushigi Yuugi© 1995 Yu Watase/ Shogakukan, TV Tokyo, Studio Pierrot/Telesuccess Productions.
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